by Nacho Duque - Marca
Who is the octopus Paul of the national team?
We have Jenaro Diaz, who is an expert in occult sciences that has not yet proven though, but that will be useful in the World Championship. Last year, however, did not work. He put in two Tupperware containers some food. He put in one container tickets with positive words like love, happiness, joy, etc., and in the other one negative words like hate, war. His theory was that the food would go bad in the last container while in the other won’t. The result was that both went bad. Hopefully Jenaro will pull a rabbit out of his hat. In the absence of Pau, who is the media star in this team? Ricky by far. He is our all-star. When we leave the bus we go all behind him, to avoid being stopped. This trick is replacing the phone call one. Is there a big exchange of movies and TV series in thotel? Yes, but it is illegal. It is a crime. You can not do. What is the worst you have seen lately? The worst? It’s difficult. I do not choose blindly, otherwise I would need much more time to find one worth it… The best is Lost. Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? No, since Midnight Express, I haven’t seen any. And I hope it will not happen. I remember that the only place where I was arrested on a basketball court was in Spain, Badalona, I was assistant coach of Scavolini. I was taken to the police station during a game and the my team manager had to make an exchange of hostages. He offered himself to let me back on the bench. I was young and inexperienced. There is proof of it. How does Sergio Scariolo look like without gel? Gray hair are more visible, but that's not why I use it. I am looking for convenience. The first impression, without gel is that grey is a bit greyer. What is the worst purchase you've made in your life? I can make a list of things I bought and have never used, that would be longer than a whole newspaper. I’m quite a specialist in buying the latest technology gadgets. Any stupid object that comes out, I want it, no matter if I then don't know how to use it. How long can you hold your breath underwater? I should do a test. Less than staying without reading the columns in the basketball press. I can resist longer in that. What is the last thing you do before bedtime? I always set the alarm clock. Do you remember your last nightmare? There is one where I need to complete high school tests, when in fact I have already graduated in law and in that same dream anxiety fades as I say: 'what the hell?? If I have already graduated?!'. How much is your monthly phone bill? A lot. According to the National Geographic male bees’ testicles explode after mating. Can you imagine anything more painful? Physically, no. Which group would you like to be part of? The Beatles. What does the expression “global warming” suggest to you? I love the sun and after a year living in Russia, even more. It is not a subject I should joke about, but ... It has been demonstrated by various studies that wild boars kiss on the nose before having sex. How important are the preliminaries? There are occasions when the meal consists of just appetizers and one doesn’t need the main dish. Where and how did you live the triumph of Spain in the FIFA World Cup? I was in Sardinia on holiday with my family. Blanca and the children were to return but remained stuck at the airport because of a flight delay without being able to watch it, while I was sending them messages. I lived it with anxiety for this reason. If you were in Iker Casillas' shoes in the last FIFA World Cup in South Africa, would you have kissed the journalist? It was a very brave gesture. I don’t know if I would, but I really liked it because it was a gesture of liberation, which was great. Would you sit in front of the cameras to talk about your private life? Maybe. Before they say stupid things about you, it is better you are the one talking. For how much money would you pose in the nude? For enough to retire, me and my children, because it would be the last thing someone would pay me for. What player of the national team would do the most amazing nude? I do not know. I keep my presence in the locker room to the minimum. The dressing room is players’ kingdom. Basketball players do not spit as much as football players because they are more polite, or because you notice it much more on the floor than on the lawn? The second one. How would you title the front page of Marca if you will win the World Championship again?
It would be enough to have the front page of Marca dedicated just to basketball for a day. I leave to the edittor, who has talent for this, the content: for me a day dedicated to basketball is enough. What question do you hate more in the interviews? In general some questions, in particular the 'How will Pau’s absence affect the team?’. Enough, for God sake!
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